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The following program contains strong
language.

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Do I look 42 or do I look younger?

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Definitely don't look younger. Thanks.

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I don't know, do I? You're my mother.
You just look like all the other

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innit? Shut up. I'm no longer younger
than the other mothers, come in here. I

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was only 17 when I had you, remember? I
was only 17 when I had you, remember.

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Not much cop, though, am I?

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Past 40, divorced, three kids.

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I'm not a kid. I've had sex for two
years. Oh, come on, that's nasty. Sorry.

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Bonfire Dave thinks you're a milf, if
that helps.

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Does he?

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You do know what a MILF is, don't you?

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Yeah. Maybe he thinks Dan and his
grandmother's a GILF, so... I don't

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count, do I? I don't really count, no.

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Which one's Bonfire Dave?

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So, everything's still all right, like?

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Nobody's, you know... No.

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I'm not being bummed, no.

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I'll have them in a minute.

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Oh, I'm now reaching deep like you're
giving your lady garden a really good

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Mam, man, don't say lady garden is
minging.

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I done you some toast.

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I can't, I'm detoxing.

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Detoxing? I got a load of stone by next
month.

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Nothing of you, love.

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Oh, you want to get that Karen
Vorderman? She's much easier.

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She's younger than you are, I suppose.

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Charming. It's Karen Vorderman, not
Karen.

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I done you some toast.

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Thanks. And where have you put my
costume?

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Where two have you put my costume?

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What are you on about?

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For the environment thing?

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The place?

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Oh, we've done that year seven.

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Do we have to dress up as carrots and
that?

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You haven't done it, have you? Yes, I
have. It's at Nana's.

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Nana can't sew.

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Mum, if you haven't done it, just say,
don't lie. It only makes it worse.

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Ben, I have made you like a... Yeah, go
on.

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I have made you a wheat.

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Type of thing.

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She haven't done it.

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Oh, witchy. Yes?

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The dress we used was a four. I know,
and I'll bring it up to school.

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When? This afternoon.

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When? At three o 'clock. When?

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When I go to see Mr Palmer about you at
GCSEs.

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No point, I'm leaving Easter.

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Oh, no.

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She's now a good girl, isn't she?

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We definitely had a few kicking around
last year somewhere.

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Let me just get that and I'll be down in
a sec.

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Right then, my love. Let's plonk you on
the chair for a minute and we'll get you

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sorted. OK.

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Bobby.

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Simpson Funeral Services.

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Paula speaking.

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Ah, yes, me it is. Your mobile's off.

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What's a weep look like?

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You are weeping.

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Who needs to know?

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Oh, it's for Ben, it is. You're doing
this thing after school about GM crops,

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isn't it?

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I forgot to do in my costume.

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You're such a shit mother.

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I know.

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You hung over?

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Yep.

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And I got four cremations in a row.

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I'm sorry to interrupt.

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But she don't like the shroud, and I'm
running out of options.

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Still, I've got to go.

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I'll have a think. Yeah, all right.

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Still over?

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Just.

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Eighty -two.

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I have your twang.

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I had one of these over by Roundhay
Park.

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I know, but you never went.

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Mum would never let you. But Mum never
knew, did she?

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All right.

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All right.

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Em, did you know they're opening a vodka
lodge in Cardiff? The one in Leith is

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wicked. Yeah.

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Oh, put him down, will you? It's
embarrassing.

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What are you reading, Arthead?

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Oi, that's what they are, Thad.

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You all right?

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Ben, look, Ben.

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Look.

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You know what you need, don't you?

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What'll toughen you up a bit? Rugby.
Rugby.

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Aye, that's right.

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You ought to come round the wreck
Saturday mornings, and the 15th, and,

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Bring your mam, if you like.

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No point.

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She won't go out without... Er, fair
you.

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Right.

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Er, unpack those urns for me.

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Check there's no cracks in them. All
right, all right.

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Hey, and don't forget, though, me and
you've got a date up Sidoli's later.

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We're off for a crack of slice.

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Do it very good, eh?

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Oh,

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what's he like, Paul? I got customers.
Stop it.

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Come on, then.

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All right?

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He's got a jippie oof still.

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Oh, glad of the horse.

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Hey, you seeing your boy today?

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Yeah, he's got a school show on at the
school.

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No, no, you will look.

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Not little Ben?

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Yeah, I am. Is he good? He's on weekly
visiting now.

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Ask him if he knows how Graham's
youngest, Ashley, got sent down Tuesday

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Aggravated robbery with intent to harm.
He's a lovely boy.

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Four years they give him. Hey, you never
know. Him and Luke, they might become

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chums. Yeah.

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Why, chums is it? Oh,

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he's laughing now. You should have seen
him this morning. See, like a ripped

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up...

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Today, please, don't be a bastard.

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Right.

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Let's get him in the shower. Right.

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Cold, don't you?

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Cold in life, but not in death.

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And that's what we like to say.

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No, no, no, no. Cold in death, she
meant.

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Yes, yes.

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Aye.

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Is it OK to touch her? She won't... You
know... Bruise?

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No.

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Sing to her, Bach.

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Sing to Mummy.

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Where is your lover?

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Where is your boy?

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Show me the angel.

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Aloft and ahoy. One singing.

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Carry sweet mama to paradise. Told her
I'll knit me

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a jersey of amethyst gold.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry.

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That was just so... I know, son.

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Gets you right in the cock, doesn't it?

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No. Cock of your throat.

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Is it OK if I... keep her warm?

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Of course.

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Right, of course it is.

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She netted at sea.

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Keep it all clutched up, is it?

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Would you excuse me a moment?

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Right, after three.

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One, two, three.

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Hiya, this is Stella. Leave a message
after the tone.

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Give me a ring when you get this. I
think I've sorted your problem.

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Hey there, you two dogs.

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No, bugger off.

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Donna!

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No!

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Hiya.

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Alan. Hi.

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Where are you off to?

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Usual. Iron in.

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You look... Look, I'd better go.

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Yeah, yeah, listen there.

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Have a little present.

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Answer me.

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I'm going to take the fish.

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Nice and toast.

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Bit of mustard.

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All right, keep your hair up!

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Are you off to see your little Luke?

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He's got a little no more, perhaps.
He'll be 25 now in a few months.

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Should be out by then, mind, isn't it?

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Yes.

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There you go.

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Harvest Festival costume.

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Left you to your imagination, like.

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You pissed?

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Slightly. But he is thriving.

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Oh, it's rubbish, man, Paul.

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At least it's the right colour.

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And I will need it back tonight.

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I thought harvest was autumn time.

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Oh, it's not actually a harvest
festival. It's a play, it is.

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About, um, GM crops or something.

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Oh, my Uncle Roger had them. Not deep.

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You're

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late.

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I've got a yoga. I know. Only ten
minutes, thanks.

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Two of last week's shirts are on metal
hangers. I won't tell you again.

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Perhaps they wouldn't, or I'll leave it
at the pole.

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I don't think I've got a pole.

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The Polish girl. Don't be deaf.

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Any chance of a refill, Mrs B?

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Oh, what am I like?

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Do you want some Earl Grey this time, or
some Lapsan Souchos?

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Yeah, I'll give it a go, as long as it's
hot.

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All right? All right.

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And do that red blouse on 30.

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OK.

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See you.

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Yeah, see you.

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Oh, look at this one.

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She's drawn a little bear.

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To my bumpy bear.

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I'll miss you big bear cuddles.

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Oh, that's sweet, isn't it, Megan?

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Little granddaughter, I expect.

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No, it's cleaner.

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Serious? Yep.

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He used to dress up as a bear and pour
porridge over them both and she'd spank

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him with a wooden spoon.

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Was it hot, the porridge?

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I don't know, do I?

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Yeah, it wouldn't have scalded mine
through the fur.

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So I don't suppose it mattered.

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It's funny what people are into, innit?

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They say death do make you all need
survival instinct or something. I don't

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the attraction myself.

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Bingo. 78.

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I'm legal.

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You ever done it in a skip?

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No.

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I have.

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All right?

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What are you doing here?

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Seeing Palmer tonight, for Emma.

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She never said you was coming.

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She's my kid and all, you know.

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No, she's not like you at all.

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Can't remember a single time you came up
to school with a kid.

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Yeah, well, Nadine's up for a job, like.
Classroom assistant. Nadine's coming as

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well. Oh, she thought she'd come, so she
could make a good impression, like.

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Bloody hell, there's nowhere to park
round here. It's disgusting.

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There'd better be a space come to the
job, Carl. That's all I'm saying.

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All right, Star?

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Yeah.

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Got you in there. Got to find Ben,
giving his costume.

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Oh, don't worry. We'll sort him. Naz got
a mate who works the costume shop in

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town, like.

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I got him a wee thing.

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It's like a wee chief.

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Hi.

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So, what do you say? Thanks, Nadine.

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Nadine. It's done then, hasn't it? Yeah.

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Any time, Presh. Just glad we've got you
out of a hole, that's all.

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Put it on, then.

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What about your one? The nana's sewing.

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Oh, don't worry, sweetheart. Nadine's
one's much better than my nana.

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Nadine. But you went to all that
trouble.

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To be daft, men.

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Nothing.

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Listen, we've got to go.

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See Mr Palmer about Emma's exams.

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See you at the show, OK?

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00:15:14,020 --> 00:15:15,070
Ma 'am.

259
00:15:15,510 --> 00:15:16,830
Is that it in there?

260
00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:19,990
Uh, yeah, don't worry.

261
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:21,390
Can Alex be father?

262
00:15:21,650 --> 00:15:22,970
His mother forgot to do one.

263
00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:24,750
Oh, that's disgusting, Alex.

264
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:26,100
Her own son.

265
00:15:26,270 --> 00:15:27,510
I love kids, me.

266
00:15:28,330 --> 00:15:29,410
All right, go on, then.

267
00:15:30,150 --> 00:15:32,800
Tell him it's not as good as Nadine's
one, all right?

268
00:15:32,850 --> 00:15:33,900
Good luck, son.

269
00:15:34,070 --> 00:15:35,310
Yeah, good luck.

270
00:15:41,510 --> 00:15:44,030
Well, this brings back memories.

271
00:15:45,270 --> 00:15:46,490
Not for me, it don't.

272
00:15:46,850 --> 00:15:48,410
What, you never got suspended?

273
00:15:49,030 --> 00:15:50,080
No.

274
00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:51,260
Cane?

275
00:15:51,610 --> 00:15:52,660
No.

276
00:15:52,730 --> 00:15:53,780
Detention?

277
00:15:53,790 --> 00:15:56,320
Of course I got detention. Everyone got
detention.

278
00:15:56,321 --> 00:15:57,969
I thought you two wasn't in a thing
here.

279
00:15:57,970 --> 00:15:59,929
We weren't, Carl's even older than me in
a car.

280
00:15:59,930 --> 00:16:03,389
Only by two years. Three, actually.
Well, two and a bit, as it goes. I was

281
00:16:03,390 --> 00:16:07,370
two years above him in school. He's got
a body of a 30 -year -old of new birth.

282
00:16:07,850 --> 00:16:08,900
Right.

283
00:16:12,689 --> 00:16:14,429
Sorry to keep you, Mr and Mrs Morris.

284
00:16:14,650 --> 00:16:18,929
Yes. And I'm Steph, ma 'am. No, yet you
are. Nadine Bevan. You might recognise

285
00:16:18,930 --> 00:16:21,389
me from my application form? Classroom
assistant.

286
00:16:21,390 --> 00:16:22,440
I love kids, me.

287
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:24,200
Right.

288
00:16:24,570 --> 00:16:25,620
Come on in, then.

289
00:16:25,910 --> 00:16:32,889
I still don't

290
00:16:32,890 --> 00:16:36,089
see what your problem is, you dozy mare.
I've never been so embarrassed in my

291
00:16:36,090 --> 00:16:37,140
whole life.

292
00:16:37,141 --> 00:16:40,019
I went there to tell him they had to
make Emma put her exam. But what's the

293
00:16:40,020 --> 00:16:43,059
point if she don't want to? She's a chip
off the old block, man. The point is

294
00:16:43,060 --> 00:16:44,560
that she can have a better life.

295
00:16:44,660 --> 00:16:45,800
And that's face itself.

296
00:16:45,801 --> 00:16:47,879
The girl is thick as shit, bless her.
She's like me.

297
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:48,819
No, she's not.

298
00:16:48,820 --> 00:16:50,459
What's the point of a wasting timer?

299
00:16:50,460 --> 00:16:54,559
May as well get a scale with
hairdressing and beauty and shit like

300
00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:55,399
go anywhere, then.

301
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:58,939
Cruise ship. She'll ain't a fortune on
the cruise, eh? Shut up, Nadine. Come

302
00:16:58,940 --> 00:17:02,840
Look. You may have no ambition
whatsoever for you a daughter, but I

303
00:17:02,841 --> 00:17:06,019
And I want her to make the best of what
she's got, to have a better life than to

304
00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:07,759
make a better life than... A better life
than you, you mean?

305
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:11,419
I don't want her waking up one day when
she's 40 -odd. Divorced. With three

306
00:17:11,420 --> 00:17:14,719
kids. One in prison. No qualification to
her name and wondering when it all went

307
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:18,160
wrong. You have got a bit podgy mind.
Shut up, Nadine. Wait in the car.

308
00:17:18,660 --> 00:17:19,740
Podgy, I said, not fat.

309
00:17:23,940 --> 00:17:25,240
Look, come on, man.

310
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,300
I know you want what's best, like...

311
00:17:28,959 --> 00:17:30,039
She's our little girl.

312
00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:32,080
But you've got to be realistic.

313
00:17:32,860 --> 00:17:35,270
She wants to leave, Stella. You've got
to let her.

314
00:17:36,940 --> 00:17:39,740
You've got a bit of hanging out your
nose. There.

315
00:17:40,180 --> 00:17:41,230
Stop.

316
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,360
What's really bothering you, eh?

317
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:44,880
You can tell me, can you?

318
00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:48,570
You're the mother of two of my children,
for God's sake.

319
00:17:48,660 --> 00:17:50,220
We were married for eight years.

320
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:52,870
I've seen your ass.

321
00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:55,260
Don't say panini.

322
00:17:56,820 --> 00:17:57,870
Oh, I don't know.

323
00:17:58,670 --> 00:18:00,350
I'm just feeling a bit old, I am.

324
00:18:00,570 --> 00:18:01,620
Yeah, I know.

325
00:18:02,070 --> 00:18:03,120
Come here.

326
00:18:05,090 --> 00:18:06,140
Shh, no.

327
00:18:09,830 --> 00:18:11,510
You think it's the men are portly?

328
00:18:51,370 --> 00:18:52,420
lucky girl.

329
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:11,330
Lewis. Hi.

330
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:15,040
Paula Koch, Simpson's funeral services.

331
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:16,800
About your late mother.

332
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:19,020
I thought you'd be a broke like.

333
00:20:20,460 --> 00:20:25,360
Can I first of all offer my deepest
condolences to you and your family?

334
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:26,970
Gone old family.

335
00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:31,100
My wife left six weeks ago.

336
00:20:31,101 --> 00:20:32,299
Did she?

337
00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:33,500
Have you been drinking?

338
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,140
No. Right.

339
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:36,940
You better come in now.

340
00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:43,300
Just a minute. Ma 'am!

341
00:20:44,430 --> 00:20:45,480
Ma 'am!

342
00:20:50,070 --> 00:20:51,120
It's not you.

343
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:52,450
I'll get up them stairs.

344
00:20:56,410 --> 00:21:02,190
Ma 'am!

345
00:21:04,090 --> 00:21:05,140
Ma 'am!

346
00:21:05,141 --> 00:21:07,389
What are you doing wearing my clothes?

347
00:21:07,390 --> 00:21:09,190
What are you doing taking that pill?

348
00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:11,800
Please take it away.

349
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,880
I can't believe Mamma's gone.

350
00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:22,960
I thought every day, oh, we'd speak on
the phone.

351
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:26,740
How in God's name am I going to manage
without her?

352
00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:22,150
Is she upstairs?

353
00:22:22,660 --> 00:22:23,710
Aye.

354
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:25,570
I'll take you up.

355
00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:28,830
Up there.

356
00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:30,150
Very well.

357
00:22:37,660 --> 00:22:41,180
There's something you should know,
Mrs... Mrs.

358
00:22:41,420 --> 00:22:42,470
Cosh, is it?

359
00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:47,300
You can't call me Paula.

360
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:55,700
Well, the thing is, Paula, I've already
bought Mum a coffin.

361
00:22:56,620 --> 00:22:58,360
You think that's weird, don't you?

362
00:22:59,940 --> 00:23:00,990
Depends.

363
00:23:02,740 --> 00:23:03,790
Oak.

364
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,050
I've got 54 minutes.

365
00:23:23,460 --> 00:23:24,510
Excellent.

366
00:23:27,311 --> 00:23:34,159
There's no point shouting at me. It's
not going to stop me. I have drilled it

367
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:37,519
into you since you were this high.
You've got your whole life ahead of you.

368
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:40,659
Yeah, I know, but I don't want it ahead
of me. I want it on top of me like now.

369
00:23:40,660 --> 00:23:42,700
I'm not a boy, ma 'am.

370
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:44,940
And I'm not a girl. I'm a woman. I'm 16.

371
00:23:44,941 --> 00:23:48,619
You're showing off. Who am I showing off
in front of? You know what I mean.

372
00:23:48,620 --> 00:23:49,670
Don't say that.

373
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:51,250
Look.

374
00:23:51,251 --> 00:23:53,499
And he's the only one I've done it with.

375
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,610
Most of my friends would at least say
hurt.

376
00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:58,820
I love him, ma 'am. He's amazing. He's
my soul mate. I'll be sick.

377
00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:00,070
But he is.

378
00:24:00,071 --> 00:24:03,359
Anyway, you can talk. You was having sex
at my age. You had love. At least I'm

379
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:06,719
on the pill. Go on. Throw that back in
my face, why don't you? Well, it's true,

380
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:07,399
isn't it?

381
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:11,659
Emma, you're too young. I was too young.
I messed up my whole life and I don't

382
00:24:11,660 --> 00:24:13,699
know you making the same stupid mistakes
that I did.

383
00:24:13,700 --> 00:24:16,099
I don't look stupid mistake now, is it
that nice? No, I didn't mean it like

384
00:24:16,100 --> 00:24:18,280
that. Why are you being so thick, ma
'am?

385
00:24:18,660 --> 00:24:19,920
Everyone does what he did.

386
00:24:19,921 --> 00:24:23,759
Trudy Lewis. I've been doing it since
year nine. I'm Gemma Price. You are not

387
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:25,160
Trudy Lewis or Emma Price.

388
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:27,000
Gemma. It's Gemma Price.

389
00:24:28,540 --> 00:24:29,590
Sweetheart.

390
00:24:30,580 --> 00:24:33,540
You can have more choices than I did,
that's all.

391
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:36,800
There's plenty of time for sex.

392
00:24:37,660 --> 00:24:38,710
All right.

393
00:24:38,780 --> 00:24:40,340
You're playing your age, is it?

394
00:24:40,341 --> 00:24:43,559
Because you're at it day and night,
aren't you? Got a whole string of men

395
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:46,270
knocking on your door wanting to shag
the arse off you.

396
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:00,900
I'm late for bed's play.

397
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:13,500
I think the ladders go in this end.

398
00:25:13,860 --> 00:25:14,910
Needs a new line in.

399
00:25:14,911 --> 00:25:16,719
Rubbing you, is it, babe?

400
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:17,770
Yeah, a little bit.

401
00:25:23,180 --> 00:25:24,580
I'm doing casserole for tea.

402
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:28,660
Oh. Now, we'll have that collie with it,
shall we?

403
00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:30,200
It's on the turn, like.

404
00:25:31,260 --> 00:25:32,310
Right.

405
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:34,490
Pull me out. I've got to get up to
school.

406
00:25:34,491 --> 00:25:35,779
How come?

407
00:25:35,780 --> 00:25:37,919
I lent something to Stella. I've got to
get it back.

408
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,060
I'll be home after that.

409
00:25:44,340 --> 00:25:45,760
Ah, you want to play later?

410
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:49,300
I'll be a plumber or man from Skye.

411
00:25:50,451 --> 00:25:52,339
No, love.

412
00:25:52,340 --> 00:25:53,540
You need to rest your leg.

413
00:25:54,380 --> 00:25:55,580
We'll save it up, is it?

414
00:25:59,010 --> 00:26:00,060
I don't know.

415
00:26:02,850 --> 00:26:05,110
Little Alan's playing a marrow. Oh, I
heard.

416
00:26:07,470 --> 00:26:09,130
Stel, we'll be here, kid.

417
00:26:09,810 --> 00:26:11,370
All right, Dad? All right, Mum?

418
00:26:11,770 --> 00:26:12,820
Hello, Dad.

419
00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:14,089
Exciting, isn't it?

420
00:26:14,090 --> 00:26:15,430
Yeah. Hi, Stel.

421
00:26:15,870 --> 00:26:18,150
Hiya. Little Alan's playing a marrow.

422
00:26:18,690 --> 00:26:19,990
Great. How's Ben?

423
00:26:20,550 --> 00:26:22,190
Nervous? Does he know his lines?

424
00:26:22,191 --> 00:26:26,049
Well, he didn't have to see me,
actually. He'd just stand there being a

425
00:26:26,050 --> 00:26:27,100
weakling.

426
00:26:27,690 --> 00:26:30,760
Chief. Oh, don't spoil it for me now.
Don't tell me what happens.

427
00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:34,600
Oh.

428
00:26:34,830 --> 00:26:35,880
Hello.

429
00:26:37,110 --> 00:26:38,630
I'm sorry for your loss.

430
00:26:39,610 --> 00:26:40,660
Thank you very much.

431
00:26:44,030 --> 00:26:48,870
Yeah, well... Idrith, well... Lost his
wife last week.

432
00:26:49,430 --> 00:26:51,230
You were in school with his daughter.

433
00:26:52,250 --> 00:26:53,890
Plus, yeah, it's only four hours.

434
00:26:54,850 --> 00:26:56,010
She's to be massive.

435
00:26:56,730 --> 00:27:00,949
We had a fight once, me and her. School
trip to Doddington, outside the bouncy

436
00:27:00,950 --> 00:27:02,000
castle.

437
00:28:10,710 --> 00:28:11,760
Aubergine.

438
00:28:12,090 --> 00:28:13,140
Aubergine.

439
00:28:16,870 --> 00:28:18,110
It's an aubergine, babe.

440
00:28:18,510 --> 00:28:19,560
It's an aubergine.

441
00:28:20,070 --> 00:28:21,970
I am the chief.

442
00:28:22,210 --> 00:28:29,089
The chief of the wheat. I stand all day
in... Ben was meant to wear

443
00:28:29,090 --> 00:28:32,530
that. Nadine got it for him. Where is
he, then? Where's Ben?

444
00:28:39,281 --> 00:28:41,349
What, Benny boy?

445
00:28:41,350 --> 00:28:43,810
You find me on cobs, you find me in
flakes.

446
00:28:44,050 --> 00:28:45,100
I make kissy pops.

447
00:28:45,350 --> 00:28:47,070
And sometimes make kicks.

448
00:28:52,610 --> 00:28:53,850
That's my mummy's dress.

449
00:28:58,010 --> 00:29:00,930
You stole my mummy's dress.

450
00:29:01,590 --> 00:29:03,150
Please, get away from the stage.

451
00:29:03,570 --> 00:29:06,100
Oi, what do you think you're doing, Lisa
Howells?

452
00:29:06,430 --> 00:29:11,040
Lisa, sit down, come on. Get away from
my bus! No one touches my mammy's thing.

453
00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:13,079
What do you want about it? It's my
friend's, Nanny.

454
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:14,119
No, it's not.

455
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,300
It's my mammy's!

456
00:29:15,780 --> 00:29:16,830
Oh,

457
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:18,610
I haven't forgotten.

458
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:19,980
Don't intend me to howl.

459
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:23,140
It is part of the play.

460
00:29:23,460 --> 00:29:24,560
Too beautiful, Mac.

461
00:29:40,910 --> 00:29:43,470
She was wearing it and she was actually
dead.

462
00:29:43,870 --> 00:29:45,730
It's not catching style, being dead.

463
00:29:45,731 --> 00:29:47,669
It's not like measles or something.

464
00:29:47,670 --> 00:29:49,409
And I'd better get it back before they
lose it.

465
00:29:49,410 --> 00:29:50,149
Did you hear that?

466
00:29:50,150 --> 00:29:54,309
This boy of yours, loyal as a blind dog,
didn't wear Nadine's costume. He didn't

467
00:29:54,310 --> 00:29:55,409
want to hurt your feelings.

468
00:29:55,410 --> 00:29:57,870
Oh, please, you're so sweet. Oh, Mum.

469
00:29:59,850 --> 00:30:03,410
She and me sister's no more like you.
Oh, you've fallen out again.

470
00:30:03,750 --> 00:30:04,800
Oh, it's nothing.

471
00:30:04,801 --> 00:30:08,909
She's just very rude and offensive and
common and doesn't have any respect for

472
00:30:08,910 --> 00:30:10,009
her mother whatsoever.

473
00:30:10,010 --> 00:30:11,270
Have I heard that before?

474
00:30:11,490 --> 00:30:12,540
I'm this way.

475
00:30:12,770 --> 00:30:15,870
You all right to drive, Paul? Yeah, two
points under. See you.

476
00:30:16,270 --> 00:30:18,290
Yeah. Bye, then. Ta -ra, Paul.

477
00:30:18,570 --> 00:30:19,620
Ta -ra.

478
00:30:25,170 --> 00:30:26,220
Paul.

479
00:30:31,890 --> 00:30:32,940
Police,

480
00:30:33,990 --> 00:30:35,040
please.

481
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:36,970
stolen my hair.

482
00:30:38,820 --> 00:30:40,560
Not my purr. My hair.

483
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:46,960
You don't know the meaning of novelty
until you hear me speak.

484
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:49,160
Dirty, dirty bitch.

485
00:30:50,580 --> 00:30:53,640
Hey, Cranford's on. Just started.

486
00:30:54,380 --> 00:30:56,120
And it's a good one. Who are you with?

487
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:58,480
There's no need to panic, Mr. Koch.

488
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:00,620
Your wife's been the victim of a crime.

489
00:31:01,100 --> 00:31:03,000
What happened? What's going on?

490
00:31:04,740 --> 00:31:06,120
She's had her hearth stolen.

491
00:31:06,121 --> 00:31:07,819
What, up at the school show?

492
00:31:07,820 --> 00:31:08,870
Yeah.

493
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:10,010
Little bastard.

494
00:31:10,011 --> 00:31:11,379
Well, they take it from her bag?

495
00:31:11,380 --> 00:31:12,920
No, not her purse.

496
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:14,610
Her hearth.

497
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:19,519
I tell you what. Why don't you go and
make us all a nice cuppa and I can get

498
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:20,600
more details from you.

499
00:31:20,860 --> 00:31:22,970
Aye, aye, aye. I'll just take the kettle
on.

500
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,840
Hold on.

501
00:31:27,371 --> 00:31:29,419
Oh, I got it.

502
00:31:29,420 --> 00:31:30,840
What? Very good.

503
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,130
Very good.

504
00:31:33,450 --> 00:31:34,810
No, Di, this is serious.

505
00:31:35,090 --> 00:31:36,350
They've really stolen it.

506
00:31:36,351 --> 00:31:37,609
Yeah, right.

507
00:31:37,610 --> 00:31:38,660
No, they have.

508
00:31:38,870 --> 00:31:41,790
This is no joke, Mr. Cosh. Car theft is
a serious crime.

509
00:31:42,530 --> 00:31:45,670
And has anybody been reprimanded yet,
officer?

510
00:31:46,030 --> 00:31:47,290
Has anybody been caught?

511
00:31:47,950 --> 00:31:49,090
Di, you've got it wrong.

512
00:31:49,091 --> 00:31:51,849
What are you going to do when you catch
him, officer? Di!

513
00:31:51,850 --> 00:31:53,770
You'll have to cuff him, will you?

514
00:31:54,570 --> 00:31:56,490
Bloody good uniforms you've got, Paul.

515
00:31:56,990 --> 00:31:59,220
Better than that one you got from
Marshalls.

516
00:31:59,510 --> 00:32:02,170
Right! Oh, my God! You're welcome!

517
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:11,440
Play these games, all right?

518
00:32:28,540 --> 00:32:30,100
Quit. All right.

519
00:32:31,340 --> 00:32:32,390
Have a go.

520
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:33,730
OK.

521
00:32:34,380 --> 00:32:35,700
Do you remember his lines?

522
00:32:35,701 --> 00:32:37,419
Yeah, I did.

523
00:32:37,420 --> 00:32:38,470
It was an Afghani.

524
00:32:39,189 --> 00:32:41,779
Right, Ben, I'm going upstairs to call
Aunty Paula.

525
00:32:41,790 --> 00:32:43,290
Third and ten minutes, please.

526
00:32:43,690 --> 00:32:46,270
Childish. I'll go and live with Nana and
Gunther.

527
00:32:46,890 --> 00:32:48,690
Yeah, might be better if you did.

528
00:32:49,310 --> 00:32:50,360
She's really upset.

529
00:32:50,361 --> 00:32:51,329
Shut up, Arsene.

530
00:32:51,330 --> 00:32:52,810
Ma, Emma, call me an Arsene.

531
00:33:06,060 --> 00:33:07,860
Good call. Good call. Off you go. Ready?

532
00:33:07,980 --> 00:33:09,030
Yes, man. Go.

533
00:33:09,420 --> 00:33:10,470
Good call, Sam.

534
00:33:10,471 --> 00:33:12,239
Excellent.

535
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:13,360
Down. Long arm. Long arm.

536
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:15,870
Excellent. Working the line. Ready and
off.

537
00:33:17,980 --> 00:33:19,140
OK, boys, here you come.

538
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:22,330
Come here.

539
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:24,300
We've got a new boy today, right?

540
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:25,410
He's part of the team.

541
00:33:25,660 --> 00:33:27,710
So I don't want no shit off him on the
boot.

542
00:33:28,100 --> 00:33:29,150
Got me?

543
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:30,860
All right, back on the drill.

544
00:33:34,020 --> 00:33:35,070
All right?

545
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:37,820
All right, here we go. Back with it.

546
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:38,930
Where's Ben?

547
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:40,290
Playing chess.

548
00:33:40,780 --> 00:33:42,460
Are you still not talking to Emma?

549
00:33:43,140 --> 00:33:46,270
No, I won't be spoken to like that,
Paul. It would be disgusting.

550
00:33:46,780 --> 00:33:47,980
You sound like Nadine.

551
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:54,300
You used to go weeks not speaking to
your mother.

552
00:33:54,301 --> 00:33:56,499
And you wanted the same with you and
Emma.

553
00:33:56,500 --> 00:33:58,850
She effectively called me a dried -up
old maid.

554
00:33:58,860 --> 00:34:01,090
Yeah, well, two -thirds, doesn't it?
What?

555
00:34:01,940 --> 00:34:03,320
When did you last have sex?

556
00:34:03,321 --> 00:34:07,039
I've got nothing to do with it. Now,
when did you last have sex?

557
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:09,678
Ain't no good girl. We can't all be like
you and I, all right? Most people

558
00:34:09,679 --> 00:34:11,840
aren't at it three times a week. All
right.

559
00:34:11,841 --> 00:34:13,799
I don't want to know. He's my brother.

560
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:17,499
Two Christmases ago, that fella from
Newport made that funny clucking sound

561
00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:21,840
me. Oh, my God, Liam, do you remember
details like that? Not many of them,

562
00:34:25,179 --> 00:34:27,179
You idiot.

563
00:34:33,020 --> 00:34:34,070
Not really.

564
00:34:34,679 --> 00:34:36,179
She's on her last legs, Brooke.

565
00:34:36,580 --> 00:34:37,630
Bloody hell.

566
00:34:40,820 --> 00:34:41,870
Ben?

567
00:34:42,020 --> 00:34:43,160
Are you playing rugby?

568
00:34:43,161 --> 00:34:45,359
No, you haven't. You've been playing
chair.

569
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:48,280
It's cool. Can I go next week? Al thinks
I'm really good.

570
00:34:48,281 --> 00:34:49,238
Don't you?

571
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:50,289
Hang on a minute.

572
00:34:50,290 --> 00:34:51,879
I've never seen nothing like it.

573
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:52,960
I thought he'd be shit.

574
00:34:52,961 --> 00:34:54,138
All the boys did.

575
00:34:54,139 --> 00:34:55,839
I thought the cake was heading and
everything.

576
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:58,980
Truly, fast as a bastard.

577
00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:00,820
Could be another Jonathan.

578
00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:02,550
Ross?

579
00:35:03,910 --> 00:35:07,709
David. Well done, kid. We'll have you
playing for Wales now. Oh, don't

580
00:35:07,710 --> 00:35:08,760
him, Diamond.

581
00:35:09,450 --> 00:35:10,650
Go in the shower, please.

582
00:35:10,950 --> 00:35:13,290
OK. See you, Al. See you later, Al. Bye.

583
00:35:14,810 --> 00:35:16,670
I think he wanted to surprise you.

584
00:35:17,070 --> 00:35:18,530
Oh, bless him.

585
00:35:19,070 --> 00:35:21,010
Yeah, well, thanks.

586
00:35:21,590 --> 00:35:22,990
No, no, thank you.

587
00:35:24,470 --> 00:35:28,790
Still, there's a... There's a bit of
a... Do on.

588
00:35:29,070 --> 00:35:30,270
At the club like tonight.

589
00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:32,110
Kerry Buffer in the free pint.

590
00:35:32,420 --> 00:35:34,890
If you fancy going, I can pay for yours
if you want.

591
00:35:35,540 --> 00:35:36,980
Oh, Helen, I couldn't.

592
00:35:36,981 --> 00:35:38,119
It's not a problem.

593
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:39,200
It's only three pound.

594
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:43,900
No, I didn't mean... I mean, it's very
nice of you to ask and that.

595
00:35:43,901 --> 00:35:45,339
Three pound?

596
00:35:45,340 --> 00:35:46,390
It's a bargain, man.

597
00:35:46,460 --> 00:35:48,320
Yeah, I think that's a brilliant idea.

598
00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:52,360
Can we indict him? Because we were just
saying earlier we needed a night out,

599
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:53,490
weren't we, staff?

600
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:54,570
Aye, OK.

601
00:35:54,571 --> 00:35:56,919
Can't pay for you two as well, mate.

602
00:35:56,920 --> 00:36:00,440
Wouldn't dream of it, but... Well, see
if they're about seven, is that?

603
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:02,210
All right, all right.

604
00:36:02,211 --> 00:36:03,639
It's a date.

605
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:04,690
No, it's not a date.

606
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:06,250
Alan.

607
00:36:07,300 --> 00:36:08,350
It's not a date.

608
00:36:09,260 --> 00:36:10,310
No, no.

609
00:36:10,540 --> 00:36:11,620
Turn the praise light.

610
00:36:14,700 --> 00:36:15,750
Well done, girl.

611
00:36:16,180 --> 00:36:17,260
Back in the saddle.

612
00:36:17,780 --> 00:36:18,920
Don't even speak to me.

613
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:27,200
Is Alan your boyfriend now?

614
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:29,280
Don't be daft, man.

615
00:36:29,620 --> 00:36:30,670
Your lipstick on.

616
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:32,180
It's only Carrie Buffa.

617
00:36:32,660 --> 00:36:33,710
Buffay.

618
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:35,680
Still a night out, innit?

619
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,420
Why do I have to go to Nana's? When
Emma's here.

620
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:41,520
Well, because Emma might want to go out.

621
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,630
How do you know? You haven't spoken to
her for three days.

622
00:37:03,850 --> 00:37:04,900
We weren't doing all.

623
00:37:05,650 --> 00:37:06,700
Okay.

624
00:37:08,390 --> 00:37:10,860
I'm going to this curry thing. It's on a
rugby club.

625
00:37:11,530 --> 00:37:12,610
Ben's going to nana's.

626
00:37:14,890 --> 00:37:15,940
What about you two?

627
00:37:15,941 --> 00:37:17,569
God, I don't know, ma 'am. All right?

628
00:37:17,570 --> 00:37:18,620
All right.

629
00:37:18,621 --> 00:37:19,669
Bloody hell.

630
00:37:19,670 --> 00:37:20,750
Don't say I didn't try.

631
00:37:42,190 --> 00:37:43,240
May I?

632
00:37:43,750 --> 00:37:44,830
Aye, you're all right.

633
00:37:45,310 --> 00:37:46,360
Where's Paula?

634
00:37:46,650 --> 00:37:47,700
She's tucking in.

635
00:37:50,150 --> 00:37:51,200
All right?

636
00:37:51,390 --> 00:37:53,570
Beautiful. Hey, how's things with Emma?

637
00:37:53,890 --> 00:37:54,940
Oh, I don't know.

638
00:37:55,090 --> 00:37:56,140
Did you get drunk?

639
00:37:57,490 --> 00:37:58,540
Shall we get drunk?

640
00:37:58,650 --> 00:37:59,930
Shall we get drunk?

641
00:38:00,510 --> 00:38:02,990
I got us a table. Well, a third of a
table.

642
00:38:03,510 --> 00:38:04,560
Just like.

643
00:38:06,190 --> 00:38:07,240
Stella, curry.

644
00:38:07,610 --> 00:38:08,990
Ladies first, ladies first.

645
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:36,170
wouldn't she?

646
00:38:36,420 --> 00:38:37,620
Who might this be?

647
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:41,080
An Afghan hound.

648
00:38:42,300 --> 00:38:43,350
Sleek.

649
00:38:50,180 --> 00:38:51,840
Oh, God!

650
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:53,680
That's 1982!

651
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:55,530
I know!

652
00:38:55,540 --> 00:38:56,590
Look at this!

653
00:38:56,980 --> 00:38:58,260
Why am I so old?

654
00:38:58,700 --> 00:39:01,780
You're not as old as Glenn. Or Marge. Or
me.

655
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:03,410
46 in June.

656
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:05,780
Fit as a butcher's dog.

657
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:07,500
Give the pig a leg injury.

658
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:14,550
We've got a raffle coming up in just a
minute.

659
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:16,840
Hi. Got you a raffle ticket.

660
00:39:16,841 --> 00:39:18,399
50p a strip.

661
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:19,450
Aw, thanks, Al.

662
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:26,660
Whoa, easy tiger. What do you think
you're doing?

663
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:30,630
Sorry, I just thought that, you know,
the curry buffet, the music.

664
00:39:30,631 --> 00:39:32,209
The raffle.

665
00:39:32,210 --> 00:39:35,089
I think more than a three -pound chicken
tikka to get me into bed, good boy.

666
00:39:35,090 --> 00:39:37,509
Just thought it was about the chance,
that's all.

667
00:39:37,510 --> 00:39:38,889
Everybody said you're desperate.

668
00:39:38,890 --> 00:39:40,450
Oh, show me. Who told you that?

669
00:39:40,910 --> 00:39:41,960
It wasn't me.

670
00:39:43,790 --> 00:39:45,090
Oh, remember this?

671
00:39:45,730 --> 00:39:46,780
Come on.

672
00:39:46,830 --> 00:39:47,880
Come on, you two.

673
00:40:21,290 --> 00:40:22,910
Shouldn't we see you to the door?

674
00:40:22,930 --> 00:40:24,930
No. Come out to my house, if you like.

675
00:40:25,310 --> 00:40:26,360
I've got Cluedo.

676
00:40:27,250 --> 00:40:29,210
Mousetrap. Not tonight, Josephine.

677
00:40:29,211 --> 00:40:31,689
We've got a little game of our own to be
playing.

678
00:40:31,690 --> 00:40:32,740
Packaroo?

679
00:40:32,930 --> 00:40:34,410
Yes, something like that.

680
00:40:38,450 --> 00:40:39,970
OK, au revoir.

681
00:40:40,930 --> 00:40:41,980
Nostradamus.

682
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,050
Where's Sunil?

683
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:15,370
Gone home.

684
00:41:19,780 --> 00:41:21,060
I had a brilliant night.

685
00:41:26,940 --> 00:41:28,440
You two had a row or something?

686
00:41:29,060 --> 00:41:30,110
No.

687
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:34,700
Switch that off a minute, babes.

688
00:41:37,220 --> 00:41:38,270
We make friends.

689
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:49,130
Oh, you said.

690
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:50,330
Look,

691
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:53,660
it wouldn't have bothered me if it
weren't true.

692
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:57,060
I have gone to the dogs a bit.

693
00:41:57,260 --> 00:41:58,460
Gone a bit lazy -like.

694
00:42:00,980 --> 00:42:04,800
But I'm going to make more of an effort
from now on, all right? I'm only 42.

695
00:42:05,060 --> 00:42:07,290
It's not the end of the world, for God's
sake.

696
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:12,490
And I've been thinking tonight, and
don't laugh, right?

697
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:16,220
But how about if I do some GCSEs of them
then?

698
00:42:16,750 --> 00:42:20,240
I mean, I've got more time on my hands
now. You and Ben are getting older.

699
00:42:20,241 --> 00:42:24,169
You can even do them together if you
don't want to stay on in school.

700
00:42:24,170 --> 00:42:26,789
You can sign up for the tech together.
What do you reckon?

701
00:42:26,790 --> 00:42:27,840
Man, I'm pregnant.

702
00:42:31,290 --> 00:42:32,970
Don't be stupid. You're on the pill.

703
00:42:33,490 --> 00:42:35,660
I've been to see the doctor and
everything.

704
00:42:36,850 --> 00:42:37,900
Twelve weeks.

705
00:42:41,610 --> 00:42:42,810
You're going to be a nana.

706
00:42:53,130 --> 00:42:57,149
But you don't tell your father, you
don't tell Nadine, and you don't believe

707
00:42:57,150 --> 00:42:59,440
word of it, and Hannah Mead will come up
there.

708
00:42:59,770 --> 00:43:00,850
Fucking hell, Stella.

709
00:43:01,250 --> 00:43:05,070
Can you believe it? Where is she? You
were going to love being a nana.

710
00:43:05,570 --> 00:43:07,070
There's nothing cocky like it.

711
00:43:07,310 --> 00:43:10,260
We'd be happy to give them the flat
upstairs, for instance.

712
00:43:10,261 --> 00:43:11,989
We'll only do that if they get married.

713
00:43:11,990 --> 00:43:13,040
That's the deal.

714
00:43:13,230 --> 00:43:14,850
Oh, my God, I don't know your name.

715
00:43:15,090 --> 00:43:16,140
Hey, Sean.

716
00:43:16,290 --> 00:43:17,340
Hiya, I'm Stella.

717
00:43:17,341 --> 00:43:18,399
All right.

718
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:22,950
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